Breaking News About “THE MUFFIN TOP”. First, for those of you who have been living as a monk wearing only massive itchy brown robes for the past ten years, let me tell you what the muffin top is. It’s the roll of fat you see squirting over the top of girls pants. They are not hot or sexy or cute, just kind of gross. And I’m not a man but I think most guys would agree with me.
Well, I’ve figured out the cure for the muffin top. This is important stuff because we are all tired of looking at the squishy little or not so little roll and you aren’t doing yourselves any favors by showing it off.
Idea #1. Buy bigger pants, Yes, I’m suggesting you by pants that actually fit your hips so they don’t squeeze the fat like a roll of toothpaste. Granted, pants that fit you won’t be as tight on your butt but you will, in the end, look much better. Another advantage…you’ll be able to breath, even while sitting down.
Idea #2 Get pants that are just high enough to cover the Muffin Top. I’m not saying you need to wear Mom Jeans with a four inch zipper, but if the pants came up just a little higher your muffin will stay inside your pants, where it belongs.
And finally #3 Lose a little weight, yes, I’m telling you to quit going to Sonic and McDonald’s everyday and chances are your Muffin Top will vanish.
That’s it, my ground breaking, earth shattering Muffin Top news. I was at the Mall today when this revelation came to me. Good luck.