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Men Still Want it HOT!

It’s Valentine’s Day. Alex is sooo sick…coughing up his lungs and gasping for breath. Still, when I hugged him good- bye this morning he grabbed my butt. The man is about to die in his bathrobe, but he thinks there’s a chance …… Well good for you Alex. That makes me proud.

I wrote this last year and it’s still true. Men want younger, hotter women, no matter how old they get. Damn it. When I was 25 I thought it was great. Now it makes me mad.

I know dozens of middle age menwho would give up both their pinky fingers to be with a 25 year old woman. They would book a room in a heart beat because that’s the way guys are.

For most men, youth is the hottest attribute.  A semi-pretty 25 year old is better than a hot 50 year old. Yeah, men are kind of scummy but it’s not their fault. God made them that way.  Young and hot, in the boy brain means they can produce lots of off-spring.  Guys think they just like big boobs but what they really like is a woman with big boobs who can feed a whole pack of children.

When I look at 25 year old men I think, “wow, he’s go nice skin but he seems pretty stupid”.

Men do not care if the 25 year old is smart. They don’t want her to talk. They just want her to be sexy.

What men and women want and need are galaxies apart. When men watch strippers and pole dancers they actually want them. When most (not all) women watch the Chippendale dudes it’s fun and silly, but we don’t actually want to carry those young men home.  They have rock hard abs but they still don’t meet our requirements.

I’m going to say it and you can howl if you want. Most men don’t actually care if a sexual partner is smart. Yes they do want smart friends to talk to and they want their wives and girl friends to be smart if they plan on keeping them around for more than a couple of years…but hot is better than smart for most.

An ugly girl who is smart will not get asked out much.

A hot girl who is stupid is busy all the time.

“Men just need a place and women need a reason”.

I can’t beat guys up too much for being focused on youth and hot, because they are genetically programed to be that way. It’s actually not their fault.

I get it, but it still pisses me off.  Happy Valentine’s Day.  Go wink at an old lady and make her day or leave me a comment, that’ll make my day. hampoland@gmail.com

7 Responses to “Men Still Want it HOT!”

  1. February 14th, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    cara matthews says:

    Love this. It’s awesome. 🙂 YOUR awesome.

  2. February 14th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    diana hampo says:

    you think it’s awesome cause you’re under 30!

  3. February 18th, 2012 at 4:34 am

    Elizabeth Allyn says:

    I guess Alex really proves you wrong!

  4. February 19th, 2012 at 3:35 am

    diana hampo says:

    really really just wants hot..pooor guy.

  5. February 19th, 2012 at 3:36 am

    diana hampo says:

    wait, alex really really just wants hot. poor guy.

  6. February 23rd, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    arnold weinfeld says:

    Some of us are different, we want it all….the hot and smart 25 year old!

  7. February 27th, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    diana hampo says:

    No, that’s not fair, you can’t have it all. Well maybe you can. If you find her hang on tight. And I can’t really blame blame you for wanting everything.