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Bad TV Is So Good For My Family

For two magnificent and decadent hours each week my daughter, Lexie and I, hole up in the bedroom to watch Celebrity Apprentice. We yell at Donald Trump,Star Jones and Gary Busey, we plot and plan and waste two hours of our lives. It’s great.

Watching really stinky tv for a couple of hours is the most delicious  thing we do all week. We both know it’s bad tv, we both know it’s a waste of time and everybody else in the house rolls their eyes when Sunday rolls around and we turn on the tv. But it’s so freakin’ fun and it’s the perfect stress relief. As I write these words I can hear all  family and child experts sighing, I know I’m supposed to discourage mindless  tv watching and celibrity worship but have the heard some of the crazy stuff Gary Busey says?

Like most American families is schedule to the extreme. Alex and I both work full time and right after school the lessons, practices  and work outs begin for Sandor and Lex. There’s band, taekwondo, jazz, gymnastics etc, then there’s home work, dinner and showers. But on Sunday nights there’s just a bunch of pillows, snacks and The Donald.

Last week when Trump didn’t fire Gary Busey, we nearly had simultaneous seizures. If Lil’ John says anything, we laugh our butts off cause he’s so smart and funny. LaToya makes us both cringe and we finally decided the right word for her is “vapid”. And last week, during the commercials I made Lex and Sandor watch Meat Loaf videos so they would know something about his rock and roll persona. That’s right, I let my daughter watch “Heaven by the Dashboard Lights”. He was a big fat rockin’ crazy man back then. 

 I know, a trip to the library, an art project or a hike together might be more wholesome and edifying but you have to find what fits. Sometimes family stress relief comes in the weirdest places. Lil’ John’s hair, Donald Trump’s hair, Gary Busey’s hair. The important thing is to recognize and protect that tasteless and irreplaceable time.

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6 Responses to “Bad TV Is So Good For My Family”

  1. April 18th, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Jennifer Smith says:

    You have to check out Swamp People. That is our weekly “date”! LOL

  2. April 19th, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    diana hampo says:

    just what i need , more bad tv

  3. April 20th, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Jimmy Young says:

    Amazing how the really, really bad shows become entertaining in a twisted way. Have you watch Burn Notice it is the most unbelievable since Walker Texas Ranger. 20 guys with endless bullet machine guns banging away at two guys with pistols and the pistols win every week. It must be the power of the White Hat.

  4. April 22nd, 2011 at 3:22 am

    diana hampo says:

    alex loves that show and I just roll my eyes. I was talking about Walker the other day because you can relax when you watch it, knowing everything will be ok at the end of the show

  5. April 22nd, 2011 at 3:24 am

    diana hampo says:

    Gary did say sexy. I heard it. And Nene has to stay because she brings the mad hot drama

  6. April 22nd, 2011 at 3:28 am

    diana hampo says:

    what’s the name of your blog?