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As Seen On TV…Cami Secrets & Less Clevage

This is not a Christmas story, it’s an endorsement for one of those things you see on tv and think, “that’s sooo stupid.’ I’m not endorsing the Shake Weight, and I’ll have to unfriend you on Facebook you if you own a Snuggie.

But the Cami Secrets finally arrived in Wal-Mart, so I didn’t have to order it off tv. And I’m so excited.

CAMI SECRETS! My family is embarrassed. Lexie said if I write about this  I’ll loose all my cool. “Don’t do it Mom, please,” she pleaded. But I have to. This little piece of fabric attaches to your bra strap and takes the place of a Cami or undershirt. As the ad said, “no more embarrassing cleavage”. Ok, Alex hates that, he lives for boobage.

Then my family gave me an ultimatum. You have to wear it for a day and see if it works. Ok, fine by me.  They thought bad things would happen, that it would fly up in my face if the wind blew.  Lex and Alex even came up with a disturbing scenario.The Cami Secret blows up in my face while I’m driving. I crash into cars, then more people are blinded by the exposed cleavage and the pile up continues.

Guess what? Nothing bad happened,I love the Cami Secret even if I look like a doof. Now, if I’d ordered it off tv I would have gotten something like 26 different colors for just $9.99, Instead, becasue I bought my in a store I only got three. But I’ll muddle through.

Merry Christmas!

2 Responses to “As Seen On TV…Cami Secrets & Less Clevage”

  1. December 23rd, 2010 at 12:05 am

    Rusty Shackleford says:

    I love the commercial … especially the leering guy you have the picture of. Of course, she’s asking for it …

  2. December 29th, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    Cara Matthews says:

    Wait? Did you write a blog about LESS cleavage? I wanna buy somethign that will GIVE me cleavage. Thats messed up.