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A Wal-Mart Marriage

Should you marry her?  I don’t know, but here are some rules about marriage and dating that usually go unnoticed

1. Don’t marry a person if you don’t have fun in Wal-Mart together. Seriously, if he doesn’t think it’s funny when you juggle three kiwis, if you get bored when he’s looking at tools and camo crap, if you don’t find some people to secretly make fun of, don’t get married. Married life is made up of Wal-Mart moments, if it’s not fun, forget it.

2. Don’t marry that person if you are already sitting in restaurants together poking at your mashed potatoes in silence. You don’t want to be that couple. If you can’t find anything to talk about now, it’s going to be a long silent marriage.

3. Finally, don’t marry that person if you don’t have the same philosophy on child discipline.  Religion, politics, even television differences can be worked out. But it’s very hard to compromise when it comes to the kids.  If she believes in spanking and you think it’s stupid and ineffective don’t get married. If he thinks letting kids watch R rated slasher movies is cool and you’re a PG kind of person… don’t do it.

There are lots of other rules you should pay attention to but here’s the big one and it comes from my husband Alex. “If love hurts, you’re doing it wrong.” If love makes you cry, if it makes you miserable, if it doesn’t make you feel like a better and stronger person…don’t marry them.

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4 Responses to “A Wal-Mart Marriage”

  1. November 22nd, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Cara Matthews says:

    this is so true Diana… i LOVE the way you worded it.

  2. November 22nd, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    diana hampo says:

    and don’t marry someone you can’t go to haunted houses with.

  3. November 23rd, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    Cara Matthews says:

    oooh thats a good one too 🙂

  4. November 29th, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    get over an ex says:

    My friend was full of joy when reading this line on your blog differences can be worked out. But it&#8217s very hard to compromise when it comes to the kids.